With all these rumors of Bachelor related break-ups, we need our faith restored. Are there really people out there who can make a relationship last from this process? There have to be! Without further ado, I give you the latest applicant for the next season of The Bachelorette…
I can’t contain this guy much longer. After just one season of watching Bachelor Pad, he’s hooked on the show. Not only hooked, but he’s now thinking he could blow away the competition as a contestant on the next Bachelorette series. I told him that the show has never accepted a dog before and that The Bachelorette is probably looking for a human life partner, not the canine type. But he won’t take “no” for an answer. He says the guys that compete on this show are rarely looking for love. The couples rarely last. Wally claims that he solely exists to love and be loved. He’s handsome. Truly single. And he wants to act fast before he’s neutered and loses his nerve.
After meeting some of the female contestants from the show at the Central Park fundraiser last weekend, he’s got more motivation than ever. He is particularly crushing on Michelle Money and Ashley Spivey. He claims that Ashley Hebert declared she was taking him home with her – and right in front of JP! How shocking! Wally begged me not to reveal it, but he says that he French kissed Michelle Money. He also thought Rachel Truehart was very pretty and hopes she may be the next Bachelorette.
I couldn’t say “No” to him any longer, so I’ve mailed off his application. If you think Wally will make a great contestant on The Bachelorette, be sure to let @BachelorCasting @Fleissmeister @ChrisBHarrison and @CassieLambert know on Twitter.
Oh – and in case you want to see what a puppy Cavalier King Charles Spaniel says on his Bachelor application, I’m posting it here. The application calls for pictures too, so I’ve posted the ones he sent in with commentary. You can click on the images to get a larger view. Wish him luck:
Meredith says
I LOVE your blog and now I love it even more… I must have been sleeping and missed that you got a DOG! LOVE DOGS!!!
What kind is he? Love the name! How big will he get?
Anon4 says
GO WALLY!
Stacey, wouldn’t it be fun if they accepted him and you got to carry him out of the limo?!!! Wow, good luck (wink,wink).
Guest says
Love your cute doggie. BTW Jef’s facebook status went from “engaged” to “single” today.
Guest says
They finally released their official statement. Jef and Emily are over. The rumors were true.
Nicole says
Cutest dog ever….
Canuckers says
So really? No The Bachelor Canada? But it’s good!